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Sorry for my absence…

Sorry I’ve been off line for a few days. I’ve been busy in “the real world” (which sucks, by the way). I’m going to try my best to get back on the tumblr tonight, but I can’t promise anything. Thanks! -Matt

(Note to self: Delete this post when you get back.)

Jan. 1, 2012: SPORTS!

Happy New Year! I know I have at least a couple followers from outside of the United States, and I apologize to them, but here in America, the New Year means an orgy of football. Especially this year, since it’s a Sunday, so we have pro football today and the college bowl games tomorrow, so it’s twice as much football as usual.

And football is represented in today’s postings, but I’ve extended today’s theme to all sports just to broaden our horizons.

So, let’s root-root-root for sports!

(Aside: Dude, is this the last fucking holiday for a while? Good! No, sports is a fine topic, definitely one I was working on anyway, but I’m damned sick and tired of having a damned calendar deciding what my topics are going to be instead of picking them myself. So for the next several weeks at least, I’m going to be the one picking the damned topics around here and not the damned Hallmark company for fuck’s sake!)

And one more thing. Since it’s the new year, I’ve made one more change too. There’s nothing wrong with your browser, I loaded these things last-to-first, so this post, which states the date and the topic, is on top, and it goes in order down instead of up. I thought that would be better for the 99.999 percent who don’t follow my posts the very instant I upload them. Anyway…

Unknown 49
Troubling indeed, and every word disturbingly true.
And I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it.

Unknown 49

Troubling indeed, and every word disturbingly true.

And I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it.

Unknown 48
I know, I know. I talked almost exclusively about football in my intro, but of the 29 images I’m posting today, this is the only one that’s about football! Cut me some slack, thanks to the calendar, I’m kind of doing the sports theme before I’m really ready.
And since this is what I would say to the individual in the photo if I ever got the chance to play football with Her, in that sense, every word of it is the absolute and indisputable truth.
Also, I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it.

Unknown 48

I know, I know. I talked almost exclusively about football in my intro, but of the 29 images I’m posting today, this is the only one that’s about football! Cut me some slack, thanks to the calendar, I’m kind of doing the sports theme before I’m really ready.

And since this is what I would say to the individual in the photo if I ever got the chance to play football with Her, in that sense, every word of it is the absolute and indisputable truth.

Also, I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it.

But, oh, wait. I guess this photo makes that last one irrelevant. (At least unless the individual in Unknown 49 demands my surrender and Goddess Ms. Denise Milani does not.)
http://denisemilani.com/
http://www.myspace.com/denisemilani
http://www.facebook.com/denisemilaniofficial

But, oh, wait. I guess this photo makes that last one irrelevant. (At least unless the individual in Unknown 49 demands my surrender and Goddess Ms. Denise Milani does not.)

http://denisemilani.com/

http://www.myspace.com/denisemilani

http://www.facebook.com/denisemilaniofficial

Unknown 50
Cricket is a sport too! And every word of what I wrote here is absolutely true.
And I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it.

Unknown 50

Cricket is a sport too! And every word of what I wrote here is absolutely true.

And I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it.

Unknowns 51
Confusing and aggravating! But every word the absolute and indisputable truth.
If anybody could tell me the names (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individuals in this picture so I can tell Them how great I think They are, I would really appreciate it.

Unknowns 51

Confusing and aggravating! But every word the absolute and indisputable truth.

If anybody could tell me the names (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individuals in this picture so I can tell Them how great I think They are, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 52
Just as confusing and aggravating as the above, and just as absolutely and indisputably true.
If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 52

Just as confusing and aggravating as the above, and just as absolutely and indisputably true.

If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 53
The next three are about my favorite sport (until I get some information pertaining to the above two posts, at least), WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL!
And these are all great, don’t get me wrong, but I seem to remember somebody who I follow having even better women’s volleyball images than these, I just don’t remember who or where. If anybody knows, I’d appreciate it if you can give me a heads up, because someday in the future, I’d like to do a specific “women’s volleyball” theme, I just need more inspirational photos to use. Anyway…
I made this one a long time ago, but every word is still the absolute truth.
If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in the foreground of this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 53

The next three are about my favorite sport (until I get some information pertaining to the above two posts, at least), WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL!

And these are all great, don’t get me wrong, but I seem to remember somebody who I follow having even better women’s volleyball images than these, I just don’t remember who or where. If anybody knows, I’d appreciate it if you can give me a heads up, because someday in the future, I’d like to do a specific “women’s volleyball” theme, I just need more inspirational photos to use. Anyway…

I made this one a long time ago, but every word is still the absolute truth.

If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in the foreground of this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 54
And for this one, I thought, why get all analytical? Why don’t I just come right out and say what jumps to the front of my mind? And, of course, every word is the absolute truth, at least in my opinion.
And I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it. I’d also be curious to know what team She plays for.

Unknown 54

And for this one, I thought, why get all analytical? Why don’t I just come right out and say what jumps to the front of my mind? And, of course, every word is the absolute truth, at least in my opinion.

And I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it. I’d also be curious to know what team She plays for.

Unknown 55
And I made this one, worded similarly to the above, but I made it in “demotivational” style. This is my first attempt at this style. What does everybody think? Regardless, every word is the absolute truth, at least from my opinion.
Also, as of this writing, the website “spandexvolleyball.net” no longer exists. Too bad.
And I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it. I’d also be curious to know what team She plays for.

Unknown 55

And I made this one, worded similarly to the above, but I made it in “demotivational” style. This is my first attempt at this style. What does everybody think? Regardless, every word is the absolute truth, at least from my opinion.

Also, as of this writing, the website “spandexvolleyball.net” no longer exists. Too bad.

And I would be remiss if I didn’t state for the record that I do believe the individual in this photo is a Goddess and divine. But unfortunately, I don’t know Her name. If I did, I would try to contact Her so I can tell Her how much I trust Her and how magnificent I think She is. So if anybody out there does know Her name (and, if possible, a way to contact Her), I sure would appreciate it. I’d also be curious to know what team She plays for.

Unknown 56
The javelin. And every word of it is the absolute truth.
(And starting now, they get a little “rougher,” so be warned.)
If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 56

The javelin. And every word of it is the absolute truth.

(And starting now, they get a little “rougher,” so be warned.)

If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 57a
Golf. A standard, objective, “art appreciation” analysis, albeit a brief one. Every word is the absolute and indisputable truth.
If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 57a

Golf. A standard, objective, “art appreciation” analysis, albeit a brief one. Every word is the absolute and indisputable truth.

If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 57b
This is what I imagine a subjective dialogue between me and the individual in the photo as being. This is not true, this is fiction, made up by me. (Be so cool if She did say it, though.)
Again, If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 57b

This is what I imagine a subjective dialogue between me and the individual in the photo as being. This is not true, this is fiction, made up by me. (Be so cool if She did say it, though.)

Again, If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 58
Boxing. These first two are just standard, objective, “art appreciation” analyses, and every word the absolute and indisputable truth.
If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.

Unknown 58

Boxing. These first two are just standard, objective, “art appreciation” analyses, and every word the absolute and indisputable truth.

If anybody could tell me the name (and, if possible, a way to contact) the individual in this picture so I can tell Her how great I think She is, I would really appreciate it.